Friday, December 23, 2005

Ever Wondered when going to movies

Sometimes when watching movies, i find myself asking some stupid question. Why can't I just enjoy a movie without trying to rationalize them!!!!
  1. You know when you watch STAR WARS or STAR TREK, the star fighter travels at warp speed or faster then the speed of light and shooting of their lasers. I ofter wonder, if they are travelling faster then the speed of light, won't they reach faster then their lasers. Does that mean they are shooting at themselves?
  2. The scenes in Babylon5 or Enterprise, where you have many form of aliens, think of it, how does the architect design in the urinals and WC's for all these aliens. How does a ship that big cater for these aliens, whose needs to remove waste.
  3. I find it difficult to believe that Enterprise or the Death Star does not run on Windows or Linux OS. Where are all the blue screen and core dump screens? Why does R2D2 need to be connected physically ala serial port connection.? Don't they have Bluetooth or Wifi in the future?
  4. In the Enterprise, there is a bar. How do you differentiate which is an alien and which is not? After all, most of them will be drunk, and its very difficult to tell one from the other?
  5. When Luke Skywalker gets his hands chopped off by Darth Vader and he falls down the cavity, why does he fall in the first place, there is no gravity outside the ship, or is it there?
  6. Why is it when they use the transporter to transport from the ship to the planet, it is always a smooth process, what if there was a malfunction, do you get Captain Kirks brain in Mr Spocks body (since I suppose the molecular build of human is different from Vulcan). That is the first think that I will hack first...
  7. In Superman, does Clark Kent wear boxer shorts. If he does, how does he take a leak?
  8. When watching Matrix, when the character Neo meets Seraph, the guardian of the Oracle, was the fighting scene a challenge and response (authentication)prior to talking to the Oracle (Database)
  9. In Matrix, those bodyguard watching over the Merovingian, are those deamons or processes that cannot be killed?
  10. Why do you have many agent smith (is it becoz smith is a common name) replicating since it wants to eradicate Neo (the anomaly - virus?)

2 comments:

Levin said...

Quote: "Why does R2D2 need to be connected physically ala serial port connection.? Don't they have Bluetooth or Wifi in the future?"

They have WiFi, but it's not secure. The latest WPA ver.9728.60.5 was cracked in less than 5 seconds.

Quote: "When Luke Skywalker gets his hands chopped off by Darth Vader and he falls down the cavity, why does he fall in the first place, there is no gravity outside the ship, or is it there?"

It wasn't a ship. It was a floating city in the clouds of a gas giant. Memang ada gravity. :)

Quote: "In Superman, does Clark Kent wear boxer shorts. If he does, how does he take a leak?"

That's Superman you're talking about. I'm sure he can hold it.


I have no wise-ass remarks for the others. *chuckle*

The Editor said...

Yeah, but like they cannot design a more secure algorithm in the future.The cracked algo is the WPA, if I were R2D2, I would be using another algo on top of the communication algo. Still, it would be more "canggih" to use wireless ;-) mah.

But when Lukeskywalker got his hands chopped off, he was outside mah, that is why he got rescued by Han solo and Princess Leia. If there was no gravity, how can he fall. But if there were gravity, wouldn't Han Solo's ship get sucked to the Death Star?

Man, if Superman can hold it in, he will have a solid bladder, but when he pissess he might break the WC.